Danni stared blankly at Jack for a moment. ”Thanks, Jack, thanks for telling me that,” she said sarcastically. Just what she wanted to hear; her boyfriend’s mother was terrifying. Was she going to be terrifying for the rest of Danni’s life? You see, Danielle was undoubtedly in love with the guy that was currently standing right beside her and she wasn’t going to let him go. Therefore, as long as he wanted to put up with her forever, she would be there with him. But by default that also meant the apparently scary mother was going to be there. The public was stupid, apparently, not to mention blind. Though, it would be rather awkward if someone saw went on that night, wouldn’t it be? Very much so. Not to mention that would make that person or people a creeper or creepers. Creeeppperrrs. ”Jack,” Danni said, ”I love you, but shut up.” Danni said this lovingly of course, but on the other hand she was also serious. This was starting to freak her the hell out! Why oh why did they have to do it tonight? She felt like his mother would just be able to tell, like some sixth sense or something. Craaaap.

Overpowerment. Nope, not a word, but still a true fact in Jack and Danni’s case. Just for this occasion, we will totally pretend it is a for serious word in the Webster’s dictionary. It should be, anyways, because that’s just how much Jack and Danni win at life. Illegal and not to mention creepy. Charlie and Leah faik at life. Danni kept a straight face, though she wanted to laugh. She had never seen her brother look so terrified in her life. Now, Danni wasn’t scared of Jack because she was completely in love with the man, but Charlie didn’t even know Jack and now he was threatening to make sure he didn’t have children. That would probably be terrifying. ”And he will do a very good job,” Danni added on. She had no doubt that Jack was about ten million times stronger than Charlie. ”You know what’s even more frightening than Jack? More frightening than Mom?” Danielle asked her little moron of a brother. ”Dad. Oh yes, I went there. Dad will never let you live this down,” Danni said. She herself was actually somewhat frightened for her father’s reaction. She was so glad she was not in the same situation that Charlie was. At least Jack and Danni were in love, true love, and they were older, and no one had walked in on them. Sure everyone would know eventually considering she couldn’t hide a child for the rest of her life, but whatever. They’d face that when the time came.

Oh snap, that was a very good question. Danielle quickly got up from her perch on the coffee table and leaned down towards Charlie. ”Open,” she demanded. Charlie gave her a look that told her she was crazy, but Danni’s eyes seared into so hard that he finally opened his mouth. ”Hmm…no booze,” she said, then quickly walked away because she did not want to be standing there smelling her brother’s breath the entire night. ”The drugs are questionable,” she reasoned, considering she couldn’t smell drugs. She wasn’t a drug sniffing dog, thank you very much. Danni sat back down besides Jack as he continued to yell at his sister and her brother. Danielle wasn’t the only mad one right now. Jack probably had that protective older brother thing playing in his mind right now. Danni sort of had the protective older sister chip in her brain, but it was more so the fact that it was nasty. Plus, she didn’t want her little brother going off and getting diseases and what not, nor did she want to be an aunt when her brother was only 14. That would be most displeasing. She didn’t think she should be an aunt until she was a mom. Unfortunately that was sooner than she would like, but that was besides the point. She didn’t know that quite yet. Haha, sucks to be her. Danni sighed and rested her head against Jack’s shoulder, glad to be surrounded by his warmth.

Jack had a point. She didn’t know which was worse. The fact that they lost their virginity and they were only fourteen, or the fact that they actually let Jack and Danni know. That meant they were going to have to kill them. Not to mention it was gross that their younger siblings who were barely out of their childhood lost their virginity before they did. [ooc: -dies laughing-] Well, Jack was hot, she thought to herself, but only to herself. That was one of the qualities she liked about him. Not that she only liked him for his looks, but it certainly helped. ”See? Despite how big of an idiot you each were, you still can fix it,” she said. ”Leah, I’m sure you don’t want to end up as some girl that just has sex with any random guy or worse. And Charlie, you better damn well learn to respect women better than this. You both lost something you can never get back, and you guys are basically still children. Stop trying to act like freaking adults!” she said, close to ripping her hair out of her skull. But then she would have no hair to put in a pretty bun when she danced around in her tutu.

The night air was somewhat cool, though she knew that Jack would be fine, considering the fact that he was always boiling hot. Danni looked down. Wait, she didn’t have to look down, really. Jack was so freaking huge she just had to turn her head. Regardless she grinned and pet him silently for a second and then watched him go after her brother. She knew that he wasn’t actually going to hurt him; she trusted Jack. Danni tried not to laugh because she knew her brother was going to be terrified, but that was part of the reason why she wanted to laugh in the first place. Danielle was confident enough that her brother could find his way home if he found his way over here in the first place. Danni watched the large wolf, more commonly known as Jack, and waited for his return. Apparently Jack was lacking clothing when he phased. Not that Danni minded all that much. Danni wandered over and hugged him, resting her head against his chest and closing her eyes. She sighed and let his warmth wash over her. ”Why are our siblings so challenged?” she muttered, not really expecting an answer to her question. She stood there with him for a bit, collecting her thoughts, not knowing quite how to process what had just happened. ”I want some dirt,” she finally decided. ”But the delicious kind with the cookies and gummy worms.”

It was kind of sad that they were going around testing their siblings for drugs an alcohol. The morons might as well have been police officers. Then again, maybe not. Well, Jack could be, considering he’s strong, fast, and could share the shit out of anyone. But Danni? Tiny little ballerina Danni? Haha, hell to the no. ”We shouldn’t have to be doing this,” Danni muttered disapprovingly under her breath. Why oh why did she have to be related to such an idiot? And why did her idiot have to have sex with his sister? At fourteen! First of all, that thought made her want to vomit. They were mere freaking children. And second off, the thought that anyone would want to have sex with her pervy little brother wanted to make her barf every moment for the rest of her life. ”If this happens again, I’m just going to let them be idiots,” she muttered to herself, wondering if Jack could even hear her. She didn’t care. She didn’t want to go through this horrible thing again.

Danielle frankly did not blame Jack for wanting to bash his head against the wall. After all, she already did that herself. Of course, she actually wanted to bash Charlie’s head into the wall, but alas, she was a good sister and did not hurt him. Yet. If he did it again, there was no hope for him. ”Oh God. Not more babies,” Danni said and dropped her head into her hands. ”I’ve already lived through two annoying baby siblings, I don’t need another pudgy thing crawling around the house pooping everywhere,” she said. The sad thing was, she was a moron too. Haha, sucks to be her. At least Jack and Danni were meant for her other, and the whole imprinting thing meant they’d be with each other always. Charlie and Leah were just being stupid and hormonal. ”Ever, ever, ever!” she said, finally putting an end to their twin rants.

Danni waited on the porch for Jack to come back. She could her the barks and her brother’s surprisingly girly screams, and as the screams slowly faded away, she anticipated Jack’s return. It was somewhat odd seeing Jack as a wolf, but she guessed she would have to get used to it. He was a cute little doggie anyways. It was weird; to her, he looked like he couldn’t hurt a fly (despite his massive size), yet there he was chasing away her brother. Maybe it was because she loved the guy. ”I did accidentally drop Charlie once when he was a baby,” she said. ”Maybe that’s it.” In all fairness, trusting a three year old with holding a baby was not the best idea in the whole entire world. It wasn’t like he was hurt badly or anything. He just cried for a long time and got a bruise. Maybe this was the result of it. Danni looked up at him and rested her chin on his chest. ”Mhmm,” she said, her stomach returning to the thought of food. ”You know, dirt of the food variety,” she smiled.

Going back into Jack’s house was like walking outside after a storm. It was eerily calm; not that she was complaining. She helped get Jack’s house back into it’s original state before following him into a kitchen. He was making dirt without his shirt on? She liked this. ”You would be in my belly,” she said with a decisive nod and a little grin. Mmm…gummy worms. Danni looked around the kitchen and found them hiding behind a box of bran flakes. Ew. Bran. She sat down at the table and instantly dropped her head down so her forehead rested on the wood. ”I’m so tired,” she muttered. She turned her head lazily to it’s side, still resting on the table, and looked at the clock. 4:30. Great. They spent an hour yelling at them. How long was this night going to be? Though she still totally wanted the dirt. She just needed someone to lift her arms. ”If you always cook like this, we are going to be one happy couple,” she said with a smile. Mmm. Candy and chocolate. But after this, she kinda needed to crash for five days straight.

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”Hmm, probably,” she mused. ”In all fairness, I didn’t want to hold him in the first place. Plus they didn’t let me hold my sister after the Charlie thing, so I see it as a win win situation.” very win win. No stupid siblings to worry about. But maybe dropping baby Charlie was punishment for sleeping with Danni’s boyfriend’s sister. It was just, like, really, really, really in advance, right? Maybe child Danielle had some sort of weird premonition and felt the need to drop him. Like: ‘Hello small baby. In the future you are going to fuck with my life. I will drop you now.’ Sort of thing. Of course, she didn’t mean to drop him, it just sort of happened. At least, that was her story and she was sticking to it. She was sure worst things had happened to him than getting dropped. ”I have long since gotten over my problem of dropping babies, having babysat many of the neighbour kids,” she said, not sure whether she was reassuring Jack or herself. At least Charlie was the only one she ever dropped. And he deserved it. Well, at least now he deserved it.

Danni was so calm for the moment. The night was turning into the day and hopefully all the drama was completely done with for the evening. Lord only knew. That at the third party writers. Danni suddenly felt Jack’s warm fingers tickling her and she couldn’t help but giggle and try to swat him away. ”How is that all the more reason to have pudding?” she laughed, not quite understanding Jack’s current form of demented logic. Though she was still feeling pretty loopy herself, she didn’t quite understand his form of loopiness. Apparently they needed to get more in tune with that. ”I think being tired means it’s all the more reason to, you know, go to sleep,” she pointed out with a laugh. He certainly had odd reasoning. Right about now, Danni wanted to curl up under her nice warm comforter and sleep. For, oh, maybe a good solid three days. Hey it was summer, but still New Year’s Eve. Time was fudged up, so woo! No school. Somehow that would have to make sense. It did in it’s odd way, but it also leads to this third party needing to discuss something with the other third party.

Once they were inside and she heard Jack’s next string of incoherent words she turned to look at him for a moment. What the hell was this boy on? Not that she minded because to be honest, it was damn amusing. But still. Maybe HE was the one that needed sleep. It seemed like that. Boys were always sleeping all the time anyways, whether it was actual sleeping or sleeping around. Though in Jack’s case, she prayed it was the first type. ”Or I could just eat the pudding and then it would join the gummy worm that is in my belly,” she also reasoned. ”Of course, that doesn’t really help you, but it certainly helps me,” she said with a grin. She didn’t think that eating all of the worms and pudding would be much of a help to Jack, but it would certainly cure her hunger. She supposed that he could have some too, but she wanted that pudding, and then the three day nap. Even if she didn’t get the nap, she wanted the damn dessert. They missed out on going to the diner to yell at their idiot siblings. She wanted some sort of food out of that deal. She was almost as bad as a werewolf sometimes.

”Cooking like what? A crazy boy on speed?” she teased with a raised eyebrow. Were they even really cooking? Danielle wasn’t quite sure if putting gummy worms in pudding could even be considered pudding. There weren’t even the cookie crumbs! But who-- Holy Moses! Danielle was barely paying attention until the shirt was off of her. She looked at Jack, her cheeks turning bright pink, while she hadn’t a clue what the hell she was supposed to do now. Of course, as soon as he kissed her she knew exactly what she had to do. It was odd that the kiss was the trigger for an all out battle, but oh well. ”Hmm…” she mused. ”Brown!” she said, quickly reaching for the pudding and then taking the spoon out. She flung a clump of pudding at her boyfriend’s naked torso and watched as it splatted on him. As soon as it did, she burst out laughing and forgot to care about the fact that her shirt was gone. She was still more covered than earlier that night.

Danni probably should have felt bad for dropping Charlie, but right now she really didn’t. That probably made her a terrible person and a terrible sister, but oh well. That’s what he got for making out and freaking doing her boyfriend’s little sister! It was like she had a premonition and didn’t even know it or something. Haha, win. Fail Charlie, fail. Charlie the Unicorn was so much cooler than her brother. ”Exactly. At least when they’re dropped in the grocery store, there’s always someone there with a mop. I really don’t see the problem,” Danielle said with a joke, half laugh, half secretly being serious. Parents should be smarter than to let their children hold their other children at such a young at. At least she didn’t drop him and then he ended up dead. That would suck the most. ”Ha, that’s funny and sad at the same time,” she said with a grin. ”At least that meant you didn’t have to put up with screaming kids during your free time,” she said, pointing out the good side of it.

Okay, for serious, this was pretty much the most eventful evening of any teenager’s life ever. Like, don’t even go there man, these two were untouchable. They were stupid and would be paying the consequences in about nine months, but they were untouchable nonetheless. Oh well. At least they were happy idiots, right? That’s pretty much what mattered the most in Danielle’s opinion. They were young, they were in love, they were meant to be together. Eh, it’d work out. Eventually. ”Ha! As if we even need more of a rush,” she laughed, rolling her eyes at her strange, strange boyfriend. If they did anything more tonight, their heads would probably end up exploding. They were very troublesome teenagers, it seemed to be. At least they were happy in doing so. Danni was stuck between yawning and laughing, but she couldn’t help but smile around Jack. ”We’re supposed to sleep eventually! Besides, we missed the clock hitting midnight… doing other things,” she said, blushing like a tomato. That had certainly been a way to welcome in the New Year, if you know what I mean.

Danielle paused for a moment and looked up at Jack with a quizzical look on her face. They had the severe problem of going off on random tangents, completely distracting her from what they were even doing. Like right now. She was lost and forgot what they were even talking about. ”Damn, I need to be able to think about more things at once. Focus, Danni, focus,” she scolded herself. Oh, gosh darn you train of thoughts! Why must you derail oh so often? Grr. She didn’t mind derailing in front of Jack; he was the one person in the world that she could be herself with. Of course, that often meant being shy and awkward, but what else can you expect from new love? Nothing much. They’d probably stop being shy and awkward eventually, but for now the third party writers were basking in how freaking adorable they were. Because really, what more adorable, awkward, and fail of a couple could you find? You couldn’t really find one, that was the thing that made them so freaking awesome.

Danielle rolled her eyes and wasn’t quite sure what to do. Part of her wanted to cover herself, but then she didn’t know why considering he had seen her in her birthday suit. Probably still that first love awkwardness thing going on there. ”Ecstatic,” she said sarcastically with a laugh. ”Well, maybe you should check more often, because those happen to be the most delicious type of gummy worms,” she said knowingly. Danni looked at him, feigning shock, when she got pudding hit. ”Oh, it is so on,” she said mischievously, and the pudding flinging battle commenced. Well, Jack was right, it did give them a sugar rush, even if it wasn’t being eaten. Maybe the sugar was being absorbed through their skin or something weird like that. As they battled it out, their torsos and such becoming covered with delicious brown goop, Danni grew more and more tired. Well, the sugar rush had been nice while it lasted. ”I win,” she stated happily when all the pudding cups were empty.